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Send us your best jokes and we'll put the best ones up on the page for everyone to see. Send us your jokes using the "comment on this page button".Jake reading jokes

Here are some to get you going - can you do better?

Why do cows have bells?

A: Because their horns don't work.

-from Jake

What do you get if you put a witch in the fridge?

A cold spell.

Knock, knock.. whose there? Archie.

Archie who? Bless you.

Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?

Because it might crack up.

-From Jane

Knock knock. Who's there?

BOO BOO Who?

It's alright readers, don't cry it's only a joke!!!

From Christopher

Why did the atom cross the road?

It was time to split

Why was the broom late?

It over swept

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because it wasn't peeling well.

-From Nikki