Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
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Joke 2
There were these two weevils in a field. The first weevil stayed in the field all his days and never made anything of himself while the second weevil went to Hollywood and became a big star. The first weevil was the lesser of two weevils.
Joke 3
What's the fastest fish in the sea?
A motor-pike.
Joke 4
A horse walks into a bar and the barman says "why the long face"?
Joke 5
A rabbit walks into a bar and asks for some carrots. The barman say, "Sorry mate, this is a pub, we don't do carrots. Why not try the market round the corner." The rabbit says he will and leaves.
The next day the rabbit comes back in and asks for some carrots. The barman is a little cross and says, "I told you yesterday mate, we don't sell carrots. Unless you've got a sensible order get out." The rabbit leaves.
Next day at the same time the rabbit comes back again and asks for some carrots. The barman screams at him, "No, we don't have any carrots and if you come in here tomorrow asking for carrots I'm going to nail you by the ears to the door!"
The next day the rabbit pops his head round the door and says, "Have you got any nails?" The barman says he hasn't so the rabbit says, "OK then, how about some carrots."
